Randomness

Something fun I found on Technodoll's blog, at first I didn't intend on posting it but I thought some of them were too funny not to share. Especially the one about the Philippines, since I'm half Filipino.....Dad, I know - I'm American! Anyway, it made me laugh, if you know me then they'll make you laugh too........

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!

  1. South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
  2. In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  3. The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
  4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
  7. Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
  9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
  10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.
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3 comments:

  1. Gasp! you founded scientology! nooooo!

    teehee! i love the hilarity! :-D

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  2. I love the absurdity of it.....it's fun....unusual....

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  3. I just tried the name "Graham"..... I'm glad I was sitting down....lol!!!!!!!!!!!

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