Something fun I found on Technodoll's blog, at first I didn't intend on posting it but I thought some of them were too funny not to share. Especially the one about the Philippines, since I'm half Filipino.....Dad, I know - I'm American! Anyway, it made me laugh, if you know me then they'll make you laugh too........
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!
- South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
- In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
- The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
- Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.
Gasp! you founded scientology! nooooo!
ReplyDeleteteehee! i love the hilarity! :-D
I love the absurdity of it.....it's fun....unusual....
ReplyDeleteI just tried the name "Graham"..... I'm glad I was sitting down....lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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